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  • Rub-a-dub-dub in Your Historical Bathtub!
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  • To Beard Or Not To Beard - That is the Historical Question
  • Scarecrows Historically Speaking
  • Diversionary Thoughts for the Dentists Chair
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    • Grandmother Clara Zetkin Speaks
    • High Stepping Ohio Horseman
    • Philip Teitelbaum Creates a Money Making Machine
    • The 1755 Lisbon Earthquake..
    • Poul le Cour
    • John Collier's Fight for Indian Rights and the First and Last Superintendent of Indian Affairs
    • Lt. Colonel Ely Parker, First Native American Commissioner of Indian Affairs
    • Clara and Henry Leffingwell - An English, American, and Australian Story
    • The Murderer and the Museum Curator - Nathan Leopold and Kirtland's Warbler
    • Wilbur Carr, the State Department, and Immigration - 1920-1945
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    • Fascinating Footnote: The Goosedown Divorce
    • Clara and Henry Leffingwell - An English, Australian, and American Story
    • The Molly Maguires - Trailblazers or Terrorists?
    • Lt. Uriah Phillips Levy Fights Prejudice and Saves Monticello
    • The Stavisky Affair - Sasha the Suave Scammer
    • General Santa Anna, Chicle, and Chewing Gum
    • James J. Metcalfe, Gangbuster, Reporter, Poet
  • Women Along the Historical Way
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    • Ida Tarbell- "Bachelor Soul." Transitional Woman, or Both?
    • SOE Agent Andree Borrel Lived Several Lifetimes in Her 24 Years
    • Ruth Becker's Faith Helped Her Survive the Titanic and Life Beyond
    • Clara Zetkin Speaks Against Hitler in the German Reichstag
    • Maria Mitchell, America's First Woman Astronomer
    • Lee Lawrence Ansberry - The Courage to Live
    • Lydia Latrobe Roosevelt and the First Mississippi River Steamboat
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    • Time Machine Tours
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    • The Phantom Plowman
    • The Western Reserve and the Gilcher
    • The Ticonderoga's Haunted Bell
    • The Train Chaser
    • Mary Surratt
    • Farmer Brunett's Ghost Lantern
    • A Bicyclist Encounters a Phantom
  • Wading in Historical Waters
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    • Operation Dynamo at Dunkirk- Snatching Soldiers from the Fingers of the Nazis
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    • Captain Jedediah Spinnet and His Sons Caught Fish and Pirates
    • Roman Emperor Caligula and His Legendary Lake Nemi Ships
    • Great Lakes Steamers and the Black Hawk War
    • Captain Harry Ward Cruised Gold Fields and Commanded a Slave Ship
    • "Father Put Me in the Boat-" The Story of the Northfleet
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    • Storks are the Stuff of Legend and Every Day Life
    • Susa White Gives Her Pet Lamb Nebby to Boston
    • Sergeant Stubby, the World War I Dog
    • Pistol Head, Cocker Spaniel, Combat Veteran
    • Sallie the Civil War Heroine
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    • Church Going is a Common Historical Experience
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          • Charles Whittlesey- Scholar, Soldier, Humanist
          • The Five Sullivan Brothers Stick Together...
          • Kentuckian James Andrews and the Yankee Bridge Burners
          • General Grant, General Babcock, General McDonald and Journalist Colony: A Study in Scandal and Friendship
          • The Dudman Family Lived the Meaning...
        • George Washington Travels French Creek to Fort Le Boeuf
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        • Presidents in a Package - Thomas Jefferson
        • President James Monroe Inspects Michigan Territory - 1817
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        • John Kissinger Volunteers to Get Yellow Fever
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    • Do You Ken John Peel?
    • "Mind the Music and the Step-" Yankee Doodle Sings History
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Sing Along to the Spring Siren Song!

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by Kathy Warnes




Sing along to the spring siren gardening song
 
 But watch out for the gardening ghosts!


Compelled by twitching green thumbs, the gardener spreads seed catalogs, potting soil, and clay pots on the kitchen table, ignoring the sleet beating against the windows.

There is a spring siren song that always sets the gardener’s green thumb twitching. The gardener knows that algae and mold are green too. The gardener knows aching muscles don’t stay in the garden. The gardener resolves that every year of gardening will be the last. Compelled by twitching green thumbs, the gardener spreads seed catalogs, seed packets, potting soil and clay pots on the kitchen table just as the ancient Romans spread rose petals through the gardens in their marble villas.

Babylonian Kings Liked to Gardens 

 Compelled by ghostly voices singing siren songs from the garden, the gardener slips outside and kneels in the flower beds next to the house. The gardener scowls at the winter bushes, dreaming of humus and fertilizer. Others kneel beside the gardener on this still frozen ground. The gardener is in distinguished company. The ancient Babylonians were gardeners. One king in Babylon planted hanging gardens in tiers to ease the homesickness of his wife who sighed for the hills of her native land.

The gardener sighs too and mentally marks off the rows that will be transformed into sunflowers, zinnias, and rows of unpredictable vegetables. The Babylonian king’s garden became one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. This garden will be a wonder of the modern world if it survives the flower picking fingers of a five-year-old and the daily worm digging excavations of a ten-year-old for another year.

Ancient Greek Gardeners Were Neat 

 The Old Testament in the Bible has instructions for planting and caring for fig and olive trees, the gardener muses, fastening pliers around the grape vines that look like the wrath of Jehovah and deciding for the umpteenth time to cut them out of the garden. The grapes they offer in exchange for all of pruning are shriveled and sour and not good for much but making a gallon of home made wine. Ah, but the wine! No fine wine served by Abraham in golden flagons in his tent can match the taste and aroma of that wine fermented from homemade autumn perfumed grapes.

The gardener puts the pliers back in the garage and moves on to the ancient Greeks. They shake their curly heads in dismay at the crazy quilt disorder of this garden. They patterned their gardens, alternated small and large beds, and installed fountains and planted arbors for variety. To them gardening was an art to be practiced with consummate skill and dedication. “You left out one pertinent fact!” the gardener yells at them as they retreat, horrified at modern gardening. “You ancient Greeks had slave labor to work in your gardens!”

Rabbits Prefer Local Lettuce 

 Taking refuge in the square of land by the fence where the vegetable garden hibernates, the gardener thinks positive vegetable garden thoughts. The neighborhood rabbits prefer home grown untidy lettuce to any other, which is a form of natural selection and horticultural flattery. The gardener is annually grateful when even one of the lettuce plants survives. The gardener ignores the Babylonian king lurking in the experimental basil patch. The king deserves praise for planting an herb garden containing over 50 different kinds of herbs the gardener concedes, but then challenges the king out loud, “Show me your rabbits before you tell me that I can grow herbs too!”

Lonely Vegetable Garden

The gardener walks on to the melon patch and makes a mental note to thank the Commodore when planting melons and cantaloupes this year. Commodore James Barron brought melon and cantaloupe seeds to Germantown, Pennsylvania from Tripoli in 1818. The seeds appreciated Germantown soil and they grew, multiplied and the gardener is still planting their progeny every year.

Studying the snow sprinkled soil, it is hard for the gardener to believe that this is the same vegetable garden that encourages every occupant to hang, slither, and creep in the summer. This is probably because the gardener is usually the only witness to the vegetable garden’s summer activity. Everyone else is off performing mysterious missions that keep them from the chore of weeding the vegetable garden.

Even now, the gardener is the only inhabitant of the vegetable garden in waiting until the sparrow eyeing the bird feeder hanging on the fence swoops down to investigate the dining facilities. Some bird seed is still there, so the gardener can retreat into the planting seed catalogs with good conscience and eager fingers. The voices of the gardening ghosts plead with the gardener to stay, but there is still a little more time before their voices combine to sing a gardening siren song. They will practice singing and sending soft spring breezes. They will whisper reminders of how the warm earth feels in the gardener’s fingers.

The Anthem is Irresistible but Bring Slave Labor! 

 The gardener knows the anthem will be irresistible as soon as spring smiles her first warm smile and seeds stir to life for another season of growing. Then the gardener will hurry outside entranced in a gardening spell, despite the best resolutions to abstain from gardening and take up jogging or the gym.

“I’ll be back soon,” the gardener promises the gardening ghosts, slamming the door firmly in their faces. Then the gardener opens the door a crack. “Ancient Greeks, make sure you bring some of your slave labor with you this year!”

References

All New Square Foot Gardening: Grow More in Less Space!, Mel Bartholomew, Cool Spring Press, 2006

Second Nature: A Gardener’s Education, Michael Pollan, Grove Press, 2003

 


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  • Valentine's Day Crossword
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  • Hoover Dam
  • Journalists in History
    • Ernie Pyle
    • Robert St. John
    • Joseph Morton
    • Robert Cromie
    • Agnes Meyer and Katherine Graham
    • Walter Cronkite
    • Sigrid Schultz
    • Jack Denton Scott
  • March is Women's History Month!
  • Alcohol in American History - John Barleycorn Tells Some of His Story
  • As Relevant As Today- The Past Connects with the Present
    • Ignoring History is Irrelevant
    • Honoring a Veteran: Veteran's Day, November 11, 2012
    • December 1, 1958: The Day Chicago Cried with Our Lady of the Angels
    • Remembering the Vietnam War - 37 Years Present
    • Rebellion, Murder, and Voting Rights in Rhode Island
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  • To Beard Or Not To Beard - That is the Historical Question
  • Scarecrows Historically Speaking
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    • The 1755 Lisbon Earthquake..
    • Poul le Cour
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    • Lt. Colonel Ely Parker, First Native American Commissioner of Indian Affairs
    • Clara and Henry Leffingwell - An English, American, and Australian Story
    • The Murderer and the Museum Curator - Nathan Leopold and Kirtland's Warbler
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    • Billy Sunday Preached His Prayer Pennant Willing Baseball Story
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    • Three Hot and Contentious Weeks in July 1925 - The Scopes "Monkey " Trial
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    • Fascinating Footnote: The Goosedown Divorce
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    • The Molly Maguires - Trailblazers or Terrorists?
    • Lt. Uriah Phillips Levy Fights Prejudice and Saves Monticello
    • The Stavisky Affair - Sasha the Suave Scammer
    • General Santa Anna, Chicle, and Chewing Gum
    • James J. Metcalfe, Gangbuster, Reporter, Poet
  • Women Along the Historical Way
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    • Ida Tarbell- "Bachelor Soul." Transitional Woman, or Both?
    • SOE Agent Andree Borrel Lived Several Lifetimes in Her 24 Years
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    • Maria Mitchell, America's First Woman Astronomer
    • Lee Lawrence Ansberry - The Courage to Live
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    • Margaret Fox Kane's Victorian Love Story
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  • Practicing History
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    • Power Point Pointers
    • Pieces of the World History Puzzle
    • Time Machine Tours
  • The Haunted Hollows of History
    • Does Columbus Haunt His Ships...
    • The Phantom Plowman
    • The Western Reserve and the Gilcher
    • The Ticonderoga's Haunted Bell
    • The Train Chaser
    • Mary Surratt
    • Farmer Brunett's Ghost Lantern
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    • Beaver Island - Mormon Kingdom, Fisherman's Paradise, Pirate Lair
    • Captain Jedediah Spinnet and His Sons Caught Fish and Pirates
    • Roman Emperor Caligula and His Legendary Lake Nemi Ships
    • Great Lakes Steamers and the Black Hawk War
    • Captain Harry Ward Cruised Gold Fields and Commanded a Slave Ship
    • "Father Put Me in the Boat-" The Story of the Northfleet
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    • Verdun Belle Rescues a Shell-Shocked World War I Marine
    • Storks are the Stuff of Legend and Every Day Life
    • Susa White Gives Her Pet Lamb Nebby to Boston
    • Sergeant Stubby, the World War I Dog
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    • Sallie the Civil War Heroine
  • Creative History
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  • Musical Muse
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    • Solomon Linda, Mbube, Wimoweh, The Lion Sleeps Tonight
    • Leroy Anderson Captures Fun and Feelings in His Music
    • Harry Barnhart Helped Soldiers Sing Their Way Through World War I >
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        • George and Harry Washington Fight for Freedom
        • Charles Wedel Served on Manitowoc Submarines >
          • Navy Diver Frank Prebezich Remembered Pearl Harbor by Salvaging Battleships
          • Stan Valentine at Pearl Harbor
          • World War II - Serving Aboard the USS Enterpise
          • Michel Linovich-an Italian in Napoleon's Grand Army
          • Charles Whittlesey- Scholar, Soldier, Humanist
          • The Five Sullivan Brothers Stick Together...
          • Kentuckian James Andrews and the Yankee Bridge Burners
          • General Grant, General Babcock, General McDonald and Journalist Colony: A Study in Scandal and Friendship
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        • George Washington Travels French Creek to Fort Le Boeuf
        • Miracle in World War I - the Christmas
        • Presidents in a Package - Thomas Jefferson
        • President James Monroe Inspects Michigan Territory - 1817
        • President Grover Cleveland's Secret Surgery on the Steam Yacht Oneida
        • John Kissinger Volunteers to Get Yellow Fever
        • Mary Todd Lincoln Considered April Her "Season of Sadness"
        • Violets for Valor - Two Bereaved Fathers in the Civil War
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    • James Bird - The Battle of Lake Erie, The Execution, The Ballad
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    • Phil Ochs- A Musical Conscience of the 1960s and Beyond
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        • Alfred Burt and Wihla Hutson
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